i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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