Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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