I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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