Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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