with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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