So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Randomize
