When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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