my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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