What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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