dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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