his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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