Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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