It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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