Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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