She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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