my mouth tastes like poor choices
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
We need to feng shui this bitch.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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