hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
How does one acquire holy water?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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