Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
