Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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