And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
thus making me awesome and them whores
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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