Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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