I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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