I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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