dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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