Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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