"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Randomize
