I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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