Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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