I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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