Non-Jews are for practice
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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