Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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