I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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