He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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