Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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