weddingsv make me drug and hornr
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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