Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
She's the barista slut.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
