Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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