I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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