it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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