whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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