no, he came in my armpit
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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