I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
