i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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