Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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