people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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