Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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