she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
im having a threesome with these popsicles
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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