Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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