they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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