Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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