but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
