Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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