I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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