if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Drunk is not a location!
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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