I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Randomize
