Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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