I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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